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author: Dr. Vadnais-Carver
dateCreated: 489-05-10
dateRecovered: 524-04-01
length: 122
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A small town rested in the skirts of the crumbling city, sleepy and dull, fenced in by stands of bambusa purifica. People strolled the same streets, making the same conversations, struming the same worn out tunes as always. I sat in the central square, which was empty except for a dusty wooden platform used only for lectures and announcements on distribution days. The tedium was thick as manure.
Until.
A TOUR SHIP ARRIVED, FOUR CENTURIES BELATED. ELLIE ECSTASY, STRAIGHT OUT THE CRYOSLEEP CASKET, SLAMMED DOWN ONTO THE PLATFORM IN A SUPERHERO LANDING. THE GUITAR LEAD STARTED. ALL I COULD HEAR WAS THE SOUND OF SHREDDING, LIKE THE CIA IN SPRING. JETBLOOM CAME TO HAMES!!!!!!!!
Edit: idk, papa said it once. sounded cool