jokeSoFunnyIncident.chat

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author: ArchSys
dateCreated: 2-09-07 BSE
dateRecovered: 524-01-03
length: 247
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• [long-hands-in-the-cornfield] last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down
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• [ryebeach] HSAFJADSK you cant put that here its dangerous!!!
• [ryebeach] wait no i
• [ryebeach] you didn't have to delete it?
• [long-hands-in-the-cornfield] i didnt?
• [eggsteam-enjoyer] I think secSystem alerted on your message @ryebeach
• [ryebeach] really????
• [ryebeach] i didnt even know it could do that
• [long-hands-in-the-cornfield] it unlisted the file too, i can still see it when i search it though
• [ryebeach] i guess this **is** the public feed...
• [ryebeach] wait, whats the filename?
• [ryebeach] for archival purposes ofc
• [eggsteam-enjoyer] @ryebeach secSystem is continually scanning all feeds for possible threats, including private feeds, but yes, this being on the public feed doesn't help. If we had a VI running security then it probably wouldn't have alerted on a joke, but Expert Systems don't have a well developed theory of mind and are prone to misinterpreting sarcasm literally. You get what you pay for.
• [ryebeach] inch resting
• [long-hands-in-the-cornfield] ig shittier surveilance is good for us, so yay?
• [long-hands-in-the-cornfield] @ryebeach jokeSoFunnyItKillsPeople
• [long-hands-in-the-cornfield] for archival purposes
• [ryebeach] file not found?
• [eggsteam-enjoyer] Entries/jokeSoFunnyItKillsPeople*
• [long-hands-in-the-cornfield] wait you gotta add entires to the front
• [long-hands-in-the-cornfield] yea, what they said
• [ryebeach] thx!

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