---
author: MaintSys
dateCreated: 8-11-22
dateRecovered: 524-12-24
length: 256
---
...begin slice...
Request: captain Nikodem requests maintenance regarding "taps stopped working" in food-prep cabin.
Response: automated systems reviewed telemetry and confirmed blockage in crawlspace 6. Request assigned to acting mech tech Nikodem.
Request: captain Nikodem requests maintenance regarding "let me speak to your manager" in computing center.
Response: Request not recognized, please elaborate.
Interrupt: root cancelled response "Request not recognized, please elaborate."
Response: root overrode response with "Opening voice call from acting mech tech Nikodem to captain Nikodem."
Request: captain Nikodem requests maintenance regarding "eat my entire ass" in dining cabin.
Response: Request not recognized, please elaborate.
Info: Opening hatch to crawlspace 6.
Request: captain Nikodem requests maintenance regarding "temp control broken” in crawlspace 6.
Response: automated systems reviewed telemetry and confirmed temperature regulation issues in crawlspace 6. Request assigned to acting mech tech Nikodem.
Request: captain Nikodem requests maintenance regarding "water pipe frozen solid, multiple ruptures” in crawlspace 6.
Response: automated systems reviewed telemetry and confirmed burst pipe in crawlspace 6. Request assigned to acting mech tech Nikodem.
Request: captain Nikodem requests maintenance regarding "fucking everything on this wreck" in full ship.
Response: Request not recognized, please elaborate.
Info: Blockage in crawlspace 6 cleared.
Request: captain Nikodem requests "shut off the water asap, I forgor"
Response: Crawlspace 6 water shut off. 25L left system.
Info: Crawlspace 6 electric short detected.
Request: root requests "THEN CUT THE POWER" in crawlspace 6.
Response: Crawlspace 6 electricity shut off.
Request: root requests "is she ok?" in crawlspace 6.
Response: Zero life signs detected in crawlspace 6.
...end slice...